![]() ![]() Although some may say you are NUTS or worse yet, a SUCKER, we think you are SPECIAL (dark) ! There are many GOOD&PLENTY years ahead of you! So be CAREFEE and remember life is a lot more pleasant when filled with hugs and KISSES! Happy Birthday ![]() It’s time to get something EXTRA out of life. Love your SUGAR DADDY, and the 3 MUSKATEERS (3 peoples names.)Īs you approach the PAYDAY of your life, do you hear SNICKERS and RAZZLES from those around you? Do you feel that you are somewhere TWIX infancy and the old folks home? Are you having a continual battle with those MOUNDS ? Don’t let anybody call you a SLOPOKE. I hope it doesn`t make you ROLOver and get sick. Enjoy and eat up this card with our best wishes. I do want to wish you MOUNDS of ALMOND JOY as you SKOR up another birthday. I didn`t think a pet KITKAT, a trip to the SYMPHONY, a flight to MARS, or seeing the MILKY WAY would be appropriate. My checking account was ZERO so I couldn`t do my shopping on 5TH AVENUE. I didn`t have a WHATCHAMACALLIT to sell and it wasn`t PAYDAY. We were going to give you 100 GRAND for your birthday, but the EXTRA money slipped through our BUTTERFINGER. After, O-HENRY, or BABY RUTH is born you will be known as the 3 MUSKETEERS. We hope for WHOPPERS of ALMOND JOY for you and your family. You should also know that once the baby comes your bank account will go from 100 GRAND to ZERO from Diapers and suplies even on a PAYDAY! Just remember all of us are there for you through the ROCKY ROAD, because we love you to PIECES. You have very good REISEN for being grumpy every NOW & LATER being that you were a bit CHUNKY for nine months, and now you have to fall asleep to a Screaming SYMPHONY. Place the poster in the passenger`s seat of his car for him to find on that special day. Decorate the poster to go with the theme you are celebrating. Example: To my "Big Hunk", you are "Almond Joy" and I would walk to "Mars" just to be with you. Attach the candy bars onto the poster board. Buy candy bars you can use for your message. Please don`t ROLOver and get sick eating your M&MS or REESES! EXTRA love, I didn`t find tickets to the MILKY WAY.So I made you this card before your too old to read or chew it. I knew you wouldn`t want a pet KITKAT or DOVE. I thought we could TAKE5 in new YORK(pepermint pattie) but it wasn`t PAYDAY. Hesheys 50! Do you hear SNICKERS from those around you?that`s good your hearing hasn`t gone yet.They are jealous you still look like JUNIOR MINTS at 50! But soon you`ll have BUTTERFINGERS Feel your bones CRUNCH and say"Where`s my WHATCHAMACALLIT?" I had a hard time finding a gift. Have the old (Whatchamacallit) gone to )Mars)? Have your (Whoppers) turned to (Milk Duds)? Now that you’ve reached _, do you hear a (Symphony) of (Snickers)?ĭoes the old (Bun) feel a little (Chunky)? Enjoy and eat up this card wth my best wishes. I didn`t think a pet KITKAT or a trip to MARS or seeing the MILKY WAY would be appropriate. I was going to give you 100 GRAND for you birthday, but the money slipped throug my BUTTERFINGER. Just remember I’m your LIFESAVER who is there for you for a FAST BREAK, when you are in SHOCK and start to see DOTS from sleep exhaustion. On your Shower Day we are warning you that at times the little RUNT is going to drive you BONKERS! You will be sick and tired of hearing GOO GOO and gaga. _ is someone who can always be counted on in a CRUNCH, and I know she truly does TREASURE being pregnant because everyone’s still telling HERSHEYS beautiful, and that they love her to PIECES. I am not playing TWIX on _, when I say that she has truly found her perfect SUGAR DADDY to have her SUGAR BABY with. I PROMISE this bouquet will bring a SNICKER to her as I read my poem. Here` a birthday and baby shower poem if this helps anyone.at least it will gve you some ideasĭearest friends and family _ has always been MOUNDS of fun to be around because she is such a funny GOOBER with a CAREFREE spirit. ![]()
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